What an odd name? Morag and Tavish were crofters. Celebrating the new millennium and their soon to be born child – on a mad whim – let’s go on an adventure to Glasgow.

They saw the most amazing sights:

Haghill
St Rollox

…AND THE GORBALS

But the most memorable of all was a word overheard between two Italian ladies:

ANTIPASTA

Such a beautiful word. There and then, boy or girl, the bairn would take the name Antipasta and would shine as a beacon of light.